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"But most interviewers do not care about ‘interesting’. They want ‘sensational’. They want Dylan tail out, metaphorically and non-metaphorically too, probably, relaying stories about sea witches. “These sea witches,” Jun cuts him off mid rant, later in the green room. “For the thousandth time, there are no sea witches, Jun”. Dylan is a merman, that's probably the least interesting thing about him. Jun is an asshole, and Dylan thinks that's his best quality.

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