Fics like Return The Favor

Harry Potter has three jobs, approximately sixteen thousand piles of paperwork and absolutely no patience. Draco Malfoy obviously has no choice but to come and make things worse, causing a catastrophic misuse of ministry resources, an unfortunate amount of paperwork on the floor and Harry discovering that giving Draco what he wanted would have been considerably easier with considerably less blowjobs. At least the Ministry gets a new office romance out of it… probably. HR is probably going to have questions. OR Draco takes Harry’s remark of “Suck my dick.” A bit too literally, leading to him getting impolitely fucked to tears over his desk. At least he has the courtesy to take him on a date afterwards.

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