Fics like CEO of what?

"Mr. Parker, why do you believe you'd make a suitable personal secretary for a man such as myself?" Peter knows that this fake. He knows that he could give quite literally any answer and Ned would accept it wholeheartedly. Granted, how he answers would earn him certain caveats moving forward but the point still stands. The floor is his and he's failing to stick the landing. Ned notices his internal distress and breaks character to give him a slight encouraging smile. A reminder that beneath the facade he is still Ned, the man he loves. Peter takes a fortifying breath in and goes with the first thing that comes to his mind. "I am a dedicated individual sir and I would be thrilled to work with such an accomplished CEO of…" he trails off words failing to manifest as he flounders as to what the fake CEO of the fake company he is supposedly going to be working for does. Ned, wonderful, handsome, love of his life, picks up his slack. "CEO of sex." OR Ned is the CEO of sex and Peter is his secretary.

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