Fics like An Ex-Brokie's Guide To Going Band For Band (Or; How Satoru Gojo Saved Halloween)

“It’s always you broke-ass gas-station-tee-wearing bitches that ruin the function for everybody.” - Satoru Gojo, the Strongest Sorcerer of the Modern Age. An unnamed civilian who read a manga by the name of Jujutsu Kaisen and figured it should have a bit less trauma. Two minds become one and the same, starting from the moment that a stitch-headed Curse User opens his mouth to say the words "Hey, Satoru!" at the beginning of the worst Jujutsu terror incident in modern memory. If they want to get out of this hell with their kids alive and un-traumatized, the only solution is Jujutsu, Band For Band. (And, maybe, at some point, they should also figure out what gender they even are)

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