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Right before Sidney Crosby starts his rookie season in the NHL he runs into Evgeni Malkin trying to sell himself on the streets of Pittsburgh to pay for his university tuition. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The stranger is making very determined eye contact with him now as he strides towards him. He flicks his head up in some sort of greeting then states in a heavy Russian accent “$40.” “Huh?” Sidney stares blankly at the Russian guy. He wants $40 bucks to not mug him? Or is that still mugging him because he’s taking Sidney's money? “Two twenty… uh…. Bill?” the Russian says back, looking just as confused as Sidney. “For suck.” The man states like it’s obvious. The stranger then starts making the hand motion of giving head for a visual aid. Sidney looks wildly around the street to make sure no one is seeing what this guy is doing in front of him, and then he grabs the Russian's hands, frantically trying to stop him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ title from Andrew in Drag by The Magnetic Fields

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