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“No, uh, I couldn’t. My partner is far too jealous to let me do something like that.” “Oh, I’d just love to but I’m dating Wilson. Yeah, cat’s out of the bag. Big gay dating.” Or, the story of how House and Wilson told two lies that they didn’t think would catch up with them.

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