Fics like Baby-Daddy Issues

One of the worst times to have delayed-onset post-nut clarity is the moment the epidural hits. Ask Robert how he knows. In Robert's defense, he was 21 and no one makes good decisions when they're 21. Nine months after a very enjoyable but objectively stupid one night stand, he comes face to face with the result of his decisions. And he loves her. He loves her so damn much that after coming back from a 3 month coma, 3 months of recovery, and one really unpleasant press conference announcing his retirement, he takes the first job he's offered. Blonde Blazer's deal is definitely too good to be true, but Robert's damn good at making the best of a bad situation. This one, though, might just stretch him to his limits. Mentoring and wrangling a bunch of former villains is difficult enough on its own, but when one of those villains is the very guy who knocked Robert up almost twelve years prior, who not only remembers him, but apparently remembers him fondly enough to hit on him Day One? Yeah. Well. Things could be worse, right? (Spoiler Alert: They get worse.)

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