Fics like conspiring minds

"Eric was telling me about your anniversary. Forty-four years,” Assad whistles and Eric would roll his eyes at how cartoonish it sounds, if not for how stuck he is on the purse of his lips. How they might look around his cock. “Yeah, sweetie. We’ve been married longer than you’ve been alive.” Jo says it in that sweet voice she knows Eric is weak for. She’s simply stating the truth. And making a point to pin Eric with a single look while she does it. Eric thinks he may pass out with how fast the blood rushes between his legs. “How old are you, Assad?” “Thirty-five.” Like they all didn’t already know that. Like Eric hasn’t been agonizing over it. OR After the NYCC25 panel, Jo and Assad conspire to torment Eric as an anniversary gift.

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