Fics like Zhuge Liang Weighs a Hundred Catties

“The Chancellor doesn’t actually weigh a hundred catties, of course—it’s simply a common figure of speech in the Chancellor’s Office. We just love to crack a few factual jokes.” Jiang Wei asked, “What about the uncommon ones?” Fei Yi said, “In my opinion, given his workload intensity, he’ll soon be reduced to only five catties—in other words, his ashes.” Behind them, Zhuge Liang laughed and said, “Wenwei, you’ve really gotten better and better at speaking.” [Translation of 诸葛亮重一百斤 by 余路.]

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