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“Besides, I’m not the one with a knife to their neck, so I’ll be asking the questions.” He tilts his head at you with a hum, being mindful of the blade. “Well, in that case, allow me to give you some advice.” His grin turns smug, and a small well of dread pools in your stomach. “Always come with backup.” Your breath hitches as a long, steel blade finds its way to your own throat, the cold metal seeping through your skin. “Fuck…” you whisper. or Your work for Big Mama is… exhausting and repetitive, to say the least. So, when you notice a suspicious mutant turtle you’ve never seen before dashing out of the room, you can’t help but follow him. Little do you know, this one spontaneous choice will forever change the course of your life. (Basically an au where they're just as silly except now they can swear, make sex jokes and kill people. So, uh, yippee)

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