Fics like the customer is always wrong

Review #4 ⭐ (One Star) i am convinced the chef used to be a taxidermist because this chicken is drier than my grandma’s ashes. Owner’s Response: and yet you licked the plate clean, you absolute freak. i watched the CCTV. see you tomorrow for your usual, i guess? or: Erling is always leaving shitty reviews wherever he eats until he meets his match in Jude.

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