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“What if we tested it?” Eddie blinks. “What if we what?” “Tested the theory,” Buck emphasizes, as if it’s obvious. “Like, empirically. To see if sucking dick is actually that enjoyable or if the porn is just lying to us.” “Buck.” “What?” Closing his eyes, Eddie takes a deep breath through his nose. “You’re suggesting we— we suck a dick.” “I’m suggesting we prove a point.” “Whose dick, Buck?” Eddie asks, nearly manic now. “Whose dick are we sucking?” “Well,” Buck says, slowly, like he’s working up to it. “You have a dick.” “I-I do. Have a dick.” “And I— I have a dick.” “You do—” Nodding, Eddie’s eyes fall to where said dick would be before snapping back up to Buck’s face. “Uh, h-have a dick.” “So.” Buck drags out the vowel, buying time, “between us, we have two dicks, and two mouths. The math kind of works itself out.” Or, After accidentally watching gay porn together, Buck and Eddie suck each other's dicks to prove a point. Or, Bottom Eddie Week, Day One: Fixation. AKA the platonic blowjobs fic.
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