Fics like How To Fake Your Own Kidnapping (And Accidentally Make it Real)

Tim never responded to the group chat. So when Tim gets maybe his best idea ever (which is pretty serious cause he has a ton of amazing ideas). He sends “love u guys” in the family group chat before proceeding to turn off his location and set all notifications on silent. ___ Pain exploded across the back of his head. The room lurched sideways and Tim stumbled, catching himself on one knee as white-hot sparks burst across his vision. A groan escaped him as he reached shakily toward the back of his head. His glove came away slick with blood. "Did you seriously just hit me with your baseball bat?" His voice was dangerously calm. ________ Or. Tim Drake has a flawless plan: disappear for a little while and see how long it takes his family to notice. Unfortunately, “flawless” is a generous word when what starts as a harmless attempt to prove he’s missed quickly turns into Tim getting kidnapped twice, knocked unconscious three times, losing a bet to his best friend, being sold to Scarecrow for $100 by the world’s dumbest criminal, accidentally traumatizing his entire family, and somehow turning a terrible idea into a successful family intervention, all in under 42 hours.

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