Fics like Baby, Where the Hell Is My Husband?!

LANDO: I don't need a bodyguard. JON: You need a bodyguard. LANDO: I'm not going to like him. JON: You don't have to like him. Somebody has been watching Lando Norris for a long time.... They know which side of the bed he sleeps on. They know what's in his bathroom cabinet. They know he keeps the radio on all night because the silence frightens him, and they've been writing to tell him so, in handwriting, on good paper, signed Your Alpha. The label's response is to hire a man who stands near doors and doesn't blink. Oscar Piastri says may I before he touches anything. He makes coffee exactly right without ever having asked. He once corrected a lighting rig in a way that made an entire production team turn around slowly, and he will not explain how he knows that, or where he's from, or what's in his wallet. Lando has eleven weeks, a world tour, a stalker who signs off with love, and a bodyguard who keeps a small black notebook he won't let anyone read. One of the people in his life is lying to him.

Fics like Baby, Where the Hell Is My Husband?!

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