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Bonding and Mateship is a complex affair, everyone struggles to find their One True Mate, that one person who completes you. Even the most famous, gorgeous omegas on Earth can attest it is no small task! What scent profile will get your ideal omega's attention? What will make you stand out from the crowd? Wonder no more! We asked DAVE STRIDER, winner of Hottest Omega Alive seven years running, for his thoughts on the subject, and he delivered! From his favorite scents to his do's and don't's for the Ideal Alpha, Dave Strider tells all. Check out these tips, and your omega is bound to be yours in no time flat.

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