Fics like High-Grade Excuses

Everyone in the paddock knows Max Verstappen is scared of his Omega—his go-to excuse is always “My wife Charles minds.” Meanwhile, Charles Leclerc is lounging around, eating ice cream and completely oblivious to it all. Until one day, he overhears Max use the lie for the thousandth time and decides to sneak after his earnest, lying Alpha to see what he’s really up to. Only to find Max dodging even media interviews with increasingly absurd excuses.

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