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"I don't want to get naked!" Jay groused, a sour, sullen expression on his face. Matt grit his teeth. It was unfair how even with an expression like that, Jay was still terribly, annoyingly handsome. The man had a classical attractiveness to him, the kind that evoked thoughts of Cary Grants and Al Pacinos, but what they possessed in charm and wit, Jay lacked entirely. Between his doe eyes sat a brain made of gelatin and he had the personality of a spoiled child. It was clear he was aware of his good looks — and what they could do for him in life. "We’re not having this conversation again, Bird. It's almost like you don’t want me to reach the zenith of my artistic expression or something!"

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