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“I find the human capacity for willful ignorance highly illogical.” Their faces are so close, he could tilt his head up to meet those stern lips. He smiles, chuckling softly. “Is this your way of calling me an idiot, Mr Spock? If the Vulcan could emote, he would undoubtedly give Jim a look. “I have made use of no such terms.” “Was that sass, Mr Spock? Are you sassing me with a hard-on? On my ship?” “Negative, Captain. Vulcans do not engage in sass.” Jim pulls his head back to give Spock a look instead. “You do not believe me.” “Because you lied.” “Vulcans do not lie.” “Liar liar pants on—”

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