Fics like those asshole neighbours, the Negans

u just know Carl is a pushy PTA Mom who volunteers to help coach the kids soccer team so he can personally cheerlead his little cherub, but has to be physically restrained from getting into fistfights with the Ref because “that absolutely was a goal are u blind???!!! I literally have one eye asshole and I still saw it go in-” Everyone side-eyes them in the playground trying to calculate the age gap, unsure if Negan got himself a midlife-crisis trophy and Carl is just waiting for him to die because he’s a golddigging hussy but no one says shit to their faces cause Negan is rich as fuck and probably owns half the town, and he’s on the board of governors and all that, so surely he must be a trustworthy guy??? Though who knows how he deals with that hothead of a husband, do u remember that time at the bake sale when Carl literally launched himself over the cookie table yelling “you got something to say? Come at me Brenda!” and Negan actually had to pick him up and carry him out over his shoulder to get him to chill

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