Fics like you need him (i could be him)

Imagine Person A of your OTP has been dating someone else and they’ve broken up. Person A goes to Person B for comfort, and B reassures them that it wasn’t meant to be; they weren’t right for A anyway. Person A then asks what sort of person would be right for them, and Person B starts listing qualities. Things get awkward when Person A realizes that Person B is basically describing themselves. In which Seth gets dumped and Stefon is an opportunist.

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