Fics like The Posterior Protocol

The world's greatest secret agent finds himself utterly obsessed with Professor Squawkencluck's gloriously fat, jiggly bottom. While the stern, brilliant Scottish chicken is busy working in her lab, Danger Mouse can't resist indulging his infatuation. Despite her constant annoyed complaints and grumbling about how her morning milkshakes and long lab hours have made her enormous rear so impractical (and gassy), Squawkencluck reluctantly lets him worship it. As Danger Mouse kneels and makes out with her bare, ever-fattening cheeks, she continues her work with sarcastic remarks, occasional farts, and reluctant tolerance — all while highlighting the striking contrast between her slender upper body and her massively plump backside. Full of playful banter, bottom-focused adoration, and the Professor's signature grumpiness, this short story celebrates Danger Mouse's devoted love for Squawk's legendary posterior in true spy-comedy fashion.

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