Fics like Strange Childcare Program Shinobi Style

Before marriage, Danzo believed shinobi were disposable tools. Married Danzo, however, has a husband from another planet who keeps dropping foreign childcare journals onto his desk with increasingly alarming facts. Apparently, children need affection. They need hugs. Extended touch deprivation can permanently affect brain development, leading to anxiety, depression, and a whole host of problems that result in subpar shinobi fighters. Deliberately raising emotionally broken children is not only monstrously cruel—it's also terribly inefficient and goes against his goals of a stronger Konoha. And so, ROOT changes. Officially, every reform is a calculated strategic decision designed to produce more stable, loyal, and effective shinobi. Unofficially, Root agents start smiling at him. No one is more horrified by this development than Danzo himself. The kami he managed to trap into a marriage is pretty pleased with the outcome, unfortunately, but Danzo is too busy chopping up star-shaped carrot slices to argue.

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