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Shinomoto Akizuki, now regressed in his good old Victorian-edition body, has a little secret. A permanent crescent moon shaped secret. A top-member-of-a-class-of-teenage-assassins-that-never-fell-out-of-practice type of secret. It’s a small thing really, just a footnote compared to the unfortunate excitement of his current life— the fact that he was an Assassin wasn’t that memorable. Even after Albert transmigrated and lived his third life under the tyranny of a System, it never crossed his mind to mention it. At least not until Ritsu somehow managed to hack that dogshit eater (good riddance), nuked it, and Albert’s DMs are filled with his former classmates slash friendly neighborhood Assassins begging him to make them sweets. — Or: 21st-century Albert was an alumni of class 3-E, Kunigigaoka Junior High School, circa 2015. He doesn’t consider this to be relevant information. Sherlock, his fellow transmigrator, and their chat’s ghost viewers beg to fucking differ. 3-E is collectively suffering from food withdrawal and just wants their resident pastry dealer back. — TBABAPTOLH AU, where Albert used to be a not-teenage assassin

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