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When she (eventually) figured out this wasn't a super realistic, sensory overloaded fuckin' dream she came to one conclusion — she'd been dumped into a used body with powers she didn't know how to work. That was until she realised she was in HARRY FUCKIN' POTTER. And not just in Harry Potter — she's the apparent female fuckin’ version of him, which she honestly should have fuckin' clicked on what with the BLOODY LIGHTNING BOLT SCAR. Great. She's even starting to sound more British. She might be the main character but that was nothing new — she's always been the main character. Now she had planned to end the Dark Lord (more for personal gain than anything else) until she accidentally messed up the plot (like she hadn't messed up the whole fuckin' plot from day one) by making him HANDSOME. In her defence she was suspended against a statue in a graveyard with fuck all else to do!!How was she supposed to know that daydreaming about her ideal man while this rat-faced little bastard was busy doing whatever the FUCK that was, was going to turn the Dark Lord into — into her ideal man!! She has a weakness. For handsome men. This is known. This is NOT her fault. ...she is so fucked.

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