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"I set up a Grindr profile last night and I've received many messages of people comparing me to a catfish. Now that I know what it means, I'm relieved I haven't started responding to the messages yet." There's a marked silence coming from the other side of the room. The needle is frozen in midair, resting on Wei Ying's index finger as he stares dumbly back at Lan Zhan. It had been a while since he'd seen him speechless. Wei Ying has a tremendous poker face and rarely lets it drop, even in times of distress. Lan Zhan wonders if he's said something wrong. "C-can you repeat that?" Wei Ying also never stutters, so Lan Zhan obliges him quickly. Repeating himself does nothing to quell Wei Ying's confusion. In fact, it seems to grow. "W-hy— why— why would you do that?" After thirteen years of pining after a best friend that's shown absolutely no interest in him, Lan Zhan decides to create a profile on Grindr and get this whole virginity thing dealt with.

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