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Alfred stares at him. It’s in the same way he does when Bruce has not taken off the suit in three days. Bruce doesn’t think this is at all warranting that level of judgement or concern. “Oh?” Alfred says, after a good ten seconds. “May I enquire why, sir?” “B’s being a petty bitch,” Dick informs him, appearing behind Bruce’s legs. “Language,” Bruce says on instinct. “There’s a baking sale. And Dick’s stall will win.” “I did not realise bake sales were a competitive sport,” Alfred says. “Tell that to Candace Pearson-Scott,” Bruce says. or: as a wise man once said, if you don't think Bruce Wayne's greatest nemesis isn't the Joker, but the fakest housewife in the Batkids PTA chapter, I don't know what to tell you.

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