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"I'm tired of Seaweed man and Sharkbag swimming around each other like a bunch of lovesick french angelfish!" He frantically gestured over at the two mentioned, who were luckily too engrossed in conversation to notice Sailor's expressive emoting. Or maybe they were just used to it and didn't gave it a second thought. Poppy could see either. "It isn't even fun to bully them for it anymore, it's just sad," She replied, crossing her arms, "I saw enough of people acting like dumbasses in love during high school, and even they weren't as bad as these two." --- Sailor and Poppy are tired of their dads pinning after each other, so they decide to take matters into their own hands! And it all totally works out perfectly!!

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