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You fell head over heels for Ryland Grace when you were twelve and he was thirteen. You let him break your heart when you were eighteen and he was nineteen (and an asshole). Now you're thirty-four. Now you're single, and determined to stay that way. Now you know better than to expect anything more from him than friendship, and advice, and maybe some sperm while you're at it? (or: the one where you are done with dating, and want to have a baby, and ask your best and oldest friend if he'd be willing to donate. With or without a turkey baster.)

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