Fics like schrödinger's poof

"What's Vyvyan like?" Rick's mum had said over and over and over. Rick imagines saying, well, mummy, he smells and he eats dead rats and likes blowing things up, and most of the time I want him to shut up, but the rest of the time I just want him, even though he's a horrible fascist bastard. Rick's sure that would've gone down a treat. Oh, that's brilliant, darling, his mum would've said. My precious boy, a bonafide poof! And with the thing from the swamp! Take this tenner as a symbol of my pride and love - Rick doesn't bloody think. In which shows are attended, the People's Charter is amended and Rick struggles in the wake of his parents' visit.

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