Fics like Business of eternal union

A series of Alfred needing a raise at all times ➡️ Alfred: One collapsed soufflé away from retiring to the countryside. ➡️ Damian: Treats marriage like a tactical alliance and somehow gets a yes anyway. ➡️ Jon: Hears "future husband" and immediately signs up. ➡️ Tim: Attempts to explain emotions; receives psychic damage instead. ➡️ Jason: Convinced this is the funniest thing to happen to the family in years. ➡️ Dick: Already planning the wedding playlist and betting pool. ➡️ Bruce: One "betrothed" away from a complete system reboot. ➡️ Clark: Has no idea what's coming. Featuring: super-hearing, emotional illiteracy, and a very concerned butler.

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