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Gusu Lan Bakery Online Custom Order Form Requested Cake Type: [purple velvet] Frosting: [red wine-flavored whipped fondant] Filling: [margarita-flavored jello] Size: [24 layers] Shape: [rhombicosidodecahedron] Writing on Cake: [sorry for lightly singeing ur couch. i just wanted to see if it was flammable, for science. i honestly think it looks better like that but here’s a cake since u apparently don’t agree] To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Your Order Could Not Be Fulfilled Hello, The bakery is unable to complete your cake request from Order #103123 based on the information you provided. Apologies for the inconvenience. Best wishes, Gusu Lan Bakery OR: lwj is a baker. wwx wants to order a cake. what could go wrong?

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  2. even if it’s handcuffed, i’m leaving here with you by livinginaworldofnoise (魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV))
  3. from you, i'd buy anything by livinginaworldofnoise (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
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  7. mirror fog by yukla (魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV))
  8. and I can't break free by Kika988 (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
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  10. you gotta help me; i’m losing my mind by livinginaworldofnoise (魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV))
  11. me and my ghosts, we had a hell of a time by livinginaworldofnoise (魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV))
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  15. darling, all of my wrongs led me right to you by livinginaworldofnoise (魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV))
  16. i’ll have you and you’ll have me by sundiscus (魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV))
  17. Sweet Refreshments [a "Cake it Easy" remix] by westie (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV))
  18. the green of the grass, the blue of the sky by DizziDreams (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
  19. 你的阳光下; wanna hide in your light by yiqie (魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV))
  20. whether i’m gonna curse you out or take you back to my house, i haven’t decided yet by livinginaworldofnoise (魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV))