Fics like Out of Office

Jimin and Jungkook have survived the adoption background checks, toddler tantrums in the poultry aisle, and the complete loss of their sleep schedules. Now, they have a beautiful four-year-old son, a luxury Hawaiian vacation booked, and a perfectly color-coded itinerary. Naturally, everything goes completely off script. Enjoy: Jimin leans over to inspect the artwork. It is a crayon drawing of three stick figures standing in what appears to be an apocalyptic inferno. Heavy strokes of red, orange, and black crayon obliterate the background. Jimin stares at it, deeply disturbed. “Wow, baby... this is beautiful. But, um... why are we all on fire in this picture?” Jungkook walks over, wrapping an arm around Jimin’s waist and looking at the drawing. He smiles encouragingly. “That’s probably sunshine, right, Jae? An aura of warmth? It’s an abstract representation of our bright, loving home.” Jaeshin looks at them like they are both idiots. “No,” Jaeshin says, his voice brutally clear. “That’s when appa burned the dinner.”

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