Fics like to fear a web

"On Monday, Dad was bugging Aunty Mione, saying she’d have to dust out cobwebs soon.” Scorpius tilted his head. “What does that mean?” “I think it’s because Aunty Mione is scared of spiders,” Albus answered. “Not as bad as Uncle Ron, but whenever she sees one, she always lets out a funny squeak. And Mum was saying that Aunty Mione’s hair is resembling a cat lady’s, and that if she wasn’t careful, there’d be nothing but cat fur and cobwebs left.” Scorpius nodded. “Can something be done about that?” The boy asked seriously. “Dad said he’s recommending another one of the Aurors to help her out.” Albus scratched out something on the parchment. “He’s apparently a big, muscled guy. Dad said he would take good care of Aunty Mione.” A thunk interrupted the conversation. Draco rubbed at his knee, where it had slammed against the bottom of the dining table, and avoided the stares of the two young boys. Apparently a big, muscled guy, who would take good care of Aunty Mione. __ Or why you should never leave 13 year olds alone with your Quill that dictates your every word.

Fics like to fear a web

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