Fics like you'd tell me, darlin', i'm the only one that you love

"Holy fucking shit! Wolvie!" Wade yelps. "Fuck, the one time I don't come armed, this shit happens! I'll be right back, I--" "That was the last of 'em," the old man says, raggedly, breathing hard. He's a little beaten-up--he's healed everything near-instantly, of course, but Wade can still see the damage to his clothes, the patterns of splattered blood that prove he had been hurt. "The last of who?!" Wade steps gingerly over a few bodies to get to the old man's side. "Mutant hunters, I reckon, tryin' to take me in. Happens from time to time." "What?! No the fuck it doesn't!" Wade feels insane. More than normal. "What do you mean, mutant hunters? This is normal for you?!" Wade is elaborately ignored. The old man wipes his claws off ineffectually on his corduroys--there's already so much blood on them that a little more doesn't matter. "Goddamn," he grumbles, "y'know, I really liked these pants." (In which things finally happen.)

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