Fics like Ripley and Toast's Most Excellent Adventure

This began life as a story I wrote for my best friend along the premise of "Oh Lord, wouldn't it be funny if we - two sarcastic, pop-culture obsessed arseholes - got catapulted into Middle Earth?" It snowballed from there into a small novel, which shows how much fun we both had. This story is incredibly silly, featuring impressive combinations of swear words, feats of athleticism beyond either of us, a Grumpy Thorin, a Perplexed Bilbo, two hot Dwarven princes and one dragon who wishes he hadn't messed with us. As to our personalities, we're pretty much like this in real life... You have been warned.

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