Fics like Absolute Sex Ed for Absolute Idiots

Kal-El has super senses, zero human sexual experience, and a deeply inconvenient reaction to the way Bruce smells after a fight. Bruce Wayne has open wounds, terrible coping mechanisms, and enough poor judgment to turn “what do you know about sex?” into a hands-on demonstration.

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