Fics like quod erat demonstrandum

"That is. Okay. Where do I start." Pushing off the counter — hands need to be free for this. "Number one. That is not how being secure in your sexuality works. Number two. That is the opposite of how it works. Number three. Most straight men who are secure in their sexuality do not, as a method of confirming this, seek out gay sex. That is— Eddie, that is gay. The thing you are describing is gay. The act of doing it is gay. There is no version of this where you end up more straight at the other end." Eddie scoffs. "You don't know that." "I do know that." "You don't." "Eddie, I am bi. I have personally conducted this experiment. The results are in." Or, Eddie asks Buck to fuck him to prove he's straight. Things go about as well as you'd think.

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