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Cliff Marlow ✅ @cliffmarlowofficial Top three reasons why @officialilyarozanov and I aren’t fucking, from least to most important: #3: I’ve known him since he was barely 18 years old. I’ve seen some shit. #2: He’s annoying. And an asshole. #1: I’m scared of his husband. [Attached is a gif of Shane whirling around to glower at the camera. The look in his eyes promises murder. Why? Unclear but also irrelevant. If looks could indeed kill, everyone who’d ever seen this gif would be deceased.] [Can be read as a standalone story.]

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