Fics like Unarmed. Unbothered. Unhinged.

Four Slytherins and a Gryffindor crammed into a Muggle apartment. Sure, why not? Hermione runs a programme: take former Death Eaters who failed their court-mandated therapy and teach them how to function in the Muggle world. It was meant to be educational. It became... something else. This fic is roughly 80% chaos and 20% cute. Where the smut fits into that is between you and your conscience. Pansy - socially lethal, beautifully dressed, a problem. Theo - chaotic manchild or unsettling genius. Your pick. Blaise - sexual deviant. No pick. You'll like him anyway. Draco - arrogant, impressively incompetent and permanently attached to a baseball cap. Oh, and he wants Hermione. Bad. Don't read this if you're a normal, sane person. Do read if you want to laugh and question your life choices at 3am. The only fic I'd recommend reading as a WIP—small doses. Hermione developed a kink. Draco developed feelings. Theo found Muggle tech. Nobody emerged from this experience unchanged. You probably won't, either... not convinced that's a good thing. I spent two months immersed in this and started thinking in nothing but double entendres. Good luck.

Fics like Unarmed. Unbothered. Unhinged.

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