Fics like So You’ve Acquired a Cardassian

Congratulations on your Cardassian. Whether acquired through espionage, diplomatic disaster, emotional bad decisions, or plain unfortunate luck, proper care and handling are essential for maintaining a healthy Cardassian-human relationship. A practical Starfleet guide covering feeding schedules, thermoregulation, grooming, emotional constipation, kanar-related incidents, and why you should never let a hungry Cardassian stay up past midnight. Featuring unauthorized annotations from Gul Dukat, Elim Garak, Kira Nerys, and several deeply exhausted Starfleet officers.

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