Fics like many happy returns

"I have a pussy on my birthday." Ilya pauses. A thousand possible responses come to mind, ranging from 'That's impossible' to 'You're fucking with me' to 'What kind of roleplay even is this?' Instead, what comes out is, "It's not your birthday yet." "Well, no." Shane flushes. "It's, like, the whole week around my birthday." Ilya raises his eyebrows. "You're telling me you get a pussy during your birthday week? Like some kind of present?" ——— Every year, around his birthday, Shane has a pussy.

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