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One benefit, he supposed, from the hero not being there, he could swear however much he liked without being cut off by the squeaky rubber duckie — one of his greatest arch-nemeses and respected all the same, the bane of his existence — Mr. Quackers. “All this work,” they muttered, adjusting their villainous cloak with a huff, “and for what? To get stood up?” He glared at Mr. Quackers, who stared at him patronizingly. “Oh, don’t you start. You probably think that evil plans assemble themselves, you polyisoprene bastard.” Since time immemorial, researchers and pyschologists have been pondering with their ponderers, about what villains do when their enemies have not showed up for scheduled fights. There’s no guidebook for it, after all, until now. They’d like to note, however, that the cupcake making is optional - any food poisoning complaints and pediatrician bills can be taken up with their lawyers, thank you. They appreciate your cooperation.

Fics like A Villain’s Guide To Dealing With Absent Heroes

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