Fics like i’ve got my money on things going badly

HUA CHENG: Banks are also a scam. MU QING: I’m literally looking at your bank statements right now. HUA CHENG: That’s nothing. We keep the bulk of our fortune buried underground in a safe place. MU QING: . . . What exactly did you bury? HUA CHENG: Gold bars. MU QING: I’m really, seriously going to kill you both. OR: mu qing runs a financial advice podcast and hualian are, naturally, the two worst guests he's ever had

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