Fics like Surprise! You’re Going to Be a Father (Yes, I Baby Trapped You)

Duncan Pennytree has: 200 text messages, 30 missed calls, 20 emails, and two handwritten warnings slid under his apartment door, all courtesy of his completely unhinged (and hot) ex. Who, ironically, also happens to be the son of his former boss, and the man Dunk served as a bodyguard for exactly one year and four months. After one last message where Aerion promises to finally leave him alone, and stop sabotaging every single one of his attempts at dating, if they meet just one last time, Dunk makes the mistake of agreeing. They meet outside his favorite convenience store. Aerion, for his part, decides that a piercing makes the perfect tool for poking holes in condoms… when your boyfriend (yes, they are still boyfriends, no matter how much Dunk denies it) refuses to accept his fate at your side. He’s just giving things a little push. Okay? Nothing Dunk can’t handle.

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