Fics like Six Million Dollar Baby

Paused before the vast shelves full of baby products, Steve steals a nervous glance over his shoulder. He can already see the headlines: BABY AMERICA? CAPTAIN ROGERS’ SECRET LOVE CHILD EXPOSED. “You look like you need a hand, Rogers.” Steve jumps about a mile into the air and knocks three packs of baby diapers off the shelf as he whirls to stare at Natasha. “Great,” he says unthinkingly, “Captain America and the Black Widow’s secret love child.” --- (In which Bucky becomes Bambi, Steve has tunnel vision, and Clint exercises his First Amendment Right to make bad puns.)

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