Fics like The Alien Who Married Me

After a drunken night at an alien rave, Trinity Santos and Yolanda Garcia wake up married in Las Vegas. And, proceed to emotionally destroy each other. It's a what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas rom-com with feelings. OR Yolanda looked at him, horrified. “Fucking Christ, Langdon. What do you think my life is? L-Word, Generation-Dumbass-Bitch?” "Oh, come on, Garcia! I have nothing in my life that's good anymore besides my wife, children, and dog..." "See that..." She said pointedly, "Is white boy privilege.” 'Yes, fine it is! And we address that in the twelve steps!” He said, "But how can you say you have a secret wife and then nothing. You fucking edge-lord!" “It’s not Emery.” She rubbed both hands over her face. “I would rather death by a thousand cuts.” “Then who did you marry?” Yolanda stared down at the table for a long moment before muttering. “Just some random butterfly.” This is my summary in emojis—>🪐 👯‍♀️🌈🦄💍👽🚀

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