Fics like men are trash and maybe you're a raccoon

If Tom had known this would be his life for the next 20 years, he would have killed himself. Just put all his horcruxes in a pile, summoned fiendfyre — called the whole thing off. or, what you mean Hermione is a fucking raccoon and Tom falls for her and it makes sense and Nagini is THAT bitch?

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