Fics like welcome to the human race

He has never really understood people. Always felt like the spaceman in his book, crashing into some foreign planet. Except the planet is his own and the inhabitants are his own species. And yet, he still doesn’t get them. The human race doesn’t make sense to him, but Tweek makes him want to try to make sense of it all. -- Author Craig Tucker goes viral online for telling the television show that butchered his book to suck an alien dick. He agrees to do a public relations rehaul on Jimmy’s talk show where he meets actor Tweek Tweak. -- Story song: Mr. Blue Sky by ELO

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