Fics like I JUST MADE SOME BULLSHIT

This is a collection of the dumbest possible headcannons and scenarios that could exist for the god awful show that is hetalia, made into short fics. Don’t take any of the tags seriously this is legit word pollution. These are genuinely low effort crack dabbles, extremely poor quality, and nothing actually serious. PLEASE if I post real fics don’t come and read this one! Ch1 France sticks a baguette where baguettes should not go Ch2 Sealand fights drunk England while trying to stream Fortnite Ch3 America is bipolar woke and racist Ch4 America is in food wars… Ch5 Imperialism killing stalking Ch6 BratWURST Ch7 Liechtenstein works in the mine Ch8 Italy Germany and Japan stranded on Epstein Island Ch9 Jamestown Settlement Ch 10 America x Israel toxic yaoi Ch 11 America allergic to vegetables That’s just the TIP of the iceberg… 👅

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