Fics like my own worst enemy

Parrot smacks his face into his palms. “Dude. Why the fuck would you do that?” “Shared thrill and adrenaline spikes can enhance connection between people,” Wifies explains. “It is backed by science.” “Science my ass.” “What does that have to do with your derrière?” First meetings, love, and the ever-slow descent into madness.

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